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The Authorities are on the Scene (hear audio version)

"There's an accident on I270 just south of Montrose.
The authorities are on the scene...".

Act one, Scene one: Enter car one. Enter car two.
Crash. Enter Authorities.

"Good evening. I am Dr. Rufus Oopski,
noted Auto-accidentologist."

"And I am Professor Otto Van Crunch,
the area's foremost Mishapologist. And
may I say, I found your recent article
in Modern Misadventures most intriguing."

"Thank you. Your own 4-volume Excrement
Eventuates is, of course, my Bible."

"I'm flattered. This accident would appear to be
a classic instance of 3rd-degree non-fatal
lateral-dorsal accordianism with signs of
interior and exterior crumpilation and moderate-
to-severe skreeeeTHUNKtinkle...tinkle-ation."

"No doubt, but, as discussed in detail in
chapter 2 of my forthcoming monograph on Verdamnpt's
Interesting Intersections, Interpenetrations and
Interments...."

c. Dean Blehert

 

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Last Updated: January 30, 2007